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Player Profile
Joel Hedge
7 foot tall and bullet proof, won the Nobel
Peace Prize in consecutive years in the mid 80's as an infant
for mixing blue and yellow paint andcoming up with a new shade
of green, his subsequent explanationsregarding televisions primary
colors of red, blue and green vs trueprimary colors baffles
scientists to this day, as we all know,television never lies.
Turned down professional wrestling contracts todo humanitarian
work in Somalia while also consulting Nike pro bono on anew
campaign known today as "AIR". Remodeled the Sistine
Chapel, brokered a peace deal in the Gaza, foiledan endangered
bird smuggling operation in Uganda, and was the basis forseveral
Austin Powers movies from which his exploits were the atricized
in the popular Mike Myers movies. Also plays rugby.
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