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Player Profile
Zach Ellis
One of the newer members of the team, Zach
uses his chiseled, Olympian body, to deliver bone-crushing hits
to his opponents, as well as to anysenile, elderly spectators
who happen to wander onto the pitch. Widelyknown for wandering
about with a vacant, Ozzy-like facial expression dueto an excessive
number of nights perfecting his craft as a professional bourbon
connoisseur, he takes pride in the facial scars earned from
toomany scrums as a lock behind the venerable Rob Ritz and from
hiscontributions to the universally acclaimed traveling musical
troupe,Team Jackass. Often spotted with and amongst badges and
handcuffs, Zachremains a hit with the ladies.
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